This was written for the Cow Tipping Summer Writing Workshop earlier this summer, in about 10 minutes. The prompt was to write a humorous how-to article. I actually would love to do more like this.
HOW TO SALSA WITH EASE by Danny Whitty
When you salsa dance it is important to stare intensely into your partner’s eyes. Really get into it. Rarely look away. When you step on their toes, stare harder. Remain positive! When you are a really skilled dancer, you should stare without blinking. Even if it hurts. Never mind physical pain! It is part of the art of salsa.